I am a disillusioned newsperson. I am crumbled against the dumpster in the alley even as we speak, wearing my tattered fedora, pulling a flask of cheap gin from the pocket of my filthy trenchcoat. And yet: I give you the morning headlines. Because a newsgirl never gives up.
Daily Archives: May 24, 2011
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It’s Tuesday, May the 24th, and for the few of you that might care, the Cleveland Indians have the best record in all of Major League Baseball. Continue reading