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Mixed Metaphors

by Salome Valentine|Published February 8, 2011|43 comments

Quick, pithy, bitchy one-sentence description of Gawker beta as it is right now.

Mine:

Gawker beta is like having a gorgeous boyfriend with a tiny penis.

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Salome Valentine

Salome Valentine is an American living near Puerto Vallarta, where she is the humble servant to two Mini Schnauzers. Her blogs are: Liberated Liberal Libertine, Conversations In My Mind, + Sensual Transcendence (NSFW). Email: [email protected]

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