Check out this actual 2003 memo from Donald Rumsfeld to Doug Feith:
I think my personal favorite line is about how Syria and Libya will “mess up” Iraq. Ha! We’ve got that covered! Fuck off, Al Assad and Qaddafi!
Anyway, here’s some other completely un-fixable shit Rumsfeld thought Feith should’ve been able to take care of sooner:
- Can we please get a handle on these fucking iTunes updates?
- When the hell is “Chinese Democracy” coming out?
- We need to solve the “hos before bros” problem.
- Magnets, how do they work?
- The Gawker Redesign does not seem to be going well.
Feel fee to suggest your own.
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