Simple Rules for Wearing Men’s Clothing

In this edition of not dressing like a slob we’ll look at professional attire.  I have compiled a very simple list of things any gentleman can do to avoid looking like a complete tool while not spending and more money on clothes than he otherwise would.  Each of these items I see gentlemen doing wrong on a regular basis and feel the need to help.

Rule 1 – Know what to match

• Shoes match your belt
• Socks match your pants

Rule 2 – Your pants should not be from the 1990s

• No cuffs
• No pleats
• Good length (people should not be able to see socks while you’re standing up)

Rule 3 – Know your size

• If you are a gentleman of a larger girth or height you may need to shop where sizes are well stocked for you
• If your shirt buttons are straining then your shirt is too small

Rule 4 – Know your age – shoes

• Your shoes should not have tassels unless you are over 60
• Timberland work boots are not dress shoes no matter how clean they are
• Learn the pleasures of a good shoe shine

Bonus Round – $5 word

• Haberdashery – A clothing and accessory store that specializes in the needs of a gentleman

Now, help out with your own wisdom in the comments.