In this edition of not dressing like a slob we’ll look at professional attire. I have compiled a very simple list of things any gentleman can do to avoid looking like a complete tool while not spending and more money on clothes than he otherwise would. Each of these items I see gentlemen doing wrong on a regular basis and feel the need to help.
Rule 1 – Know what to match
- Shoes match your belt
- Socks match your pants
Rule 2 – Your pants should not be from the 1990s
- No cuffs
- No pleats
- Good length (people should not be able to see socks while you’re standing up)
Rule 3 – Know your size
- If you are a gentleman of a larger girth or height you may need to shop where sizes are well stocked for you
- If your shirt buttons are straining then your shirt is too small
Rule 4 – Know your age – shoes
- Your shoes should not have tassels unless you are over 60
- Timberland work boots are not dress shoes no matter how clean they are
- Learn the pleasures of a good shoe shine
Bonus Round – $5 word
- Haberdashery – A clothing and accessory store that specializes in the needs of a gentleman
Now, help out with your own wisdom in the comments.
