Horrible Food

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Guy Fieri Trolled the World Way Before the New York Times Outed Him

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Did you know he invented something called the S’Mores Indoors Pizza? Well, people who shop at Sam’s Club knew about it, and they resoundingly labeled this monstrosity a nasty little insane Guy Fieri shit bomb. But we’re just hearing about it now! Just how bad is it? Well, basically you take molten hot possibly chocolate, possibly liquefied dung beetles, we can’t be sure, and add marshmallows that slide off the crust into an unidentifiable blob of crap and then douse it with liberal amounts of fire-throat inducing cayenne pepper! Continue reading →

Forget Everything Else! A “Pizza In a Pizza” Is Really the Mayan Apocalypse

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To a New Yorker there is nothing as sacred as the perfect “slice.” Even if you just arrived in the city an hour ago, you are practically weaned on the perfect balance of cheese, sauce, and crust. And we don’t need no fancy toppings to make it the best thing in the world. Whether you’re at one of the innumerable Ray’s Pizzas, or some joint you came across during a random jaunt, since it’s pizza in NYC, how can it go wrong? Making it too fussy is sacrilege. Simple is always best, so what may be hard to stomach is how the rest of the world sees pizza. Behold Pizza Hut Singapore’s “Pizza In a Pizza” brought to you today by Buzzfeed.

This makes us want to die. Continue reading →