It’s Thursday and you know what that means! Yes, my dears, it’s time for another installment of Dancing with the Has-Been Sewtestants! Well, we’re not really watching them dance so much as we’re watching them slice and dice fabric and creating horrendous “looks” the likes of which you wouldn’t be caught dead in. Last week, Hardly Heidi and the judging crew sent Andrae packing back to Red Lobster, where he can sit and eat those deadly cheddar biscuits, all the while waiting for Tim Gunn to arrive.
If you don’t get the joke, watch season 2 of Project Runway, particularly Santino’s inspired imitation of Tim and his creation of an absolutely ridiculous Tim/Andrae clandestine romance.
Alas, nothing that inspired has transpired this season. Just dreary looks–and the occasional “Oh, my God! I’d totally wear that!” Gay Ryan Reynolds continues to look surprised at everything, and Ivy keeps trying to make people think she’s not a gigantic King Kamehameha beeyotch. But we shan’t let that stop us from drinking and snarking, shall we? Of course not. Grab a bottle, sit on down and let us snark together! (photo from mylifetime.com)
