Well it has been another busy week for the world’s jerks, douche bags, and oxygen wasters. It’s hard to even know where to begin. First let’s give a hat tip to KotBR for bringing us Greece’s biggest asshole this week and to Rhino for sharing one doctor’s path to utter jackassery. Hopefully, both of these assholes will soon receive all they angry emails they so richly deserve. Speaking of angry emails, let’s see what the wingnuts are up to.
Our first nominee is The Patriot Depot, a website that appears to be designed to scare white olds out of what is left of their Social Security check after they gas up the RV. The site has your usual birther gear to let the neighbors know you are an idiot, and you can even have a pink slip sent directly to President Obama! I am sure the never gets old to the poor fuckers who work in the White House mail room. However, this week’s hot item was spotted by an observant Crass reader (and I forget who so please tell me in the comments).
Nice tat, asshole.
Speaking of wingnuts, let’s all give a shout out to our first recipient of the Gold Star from the Order of the Asshole Slayers. Thunderclees bravely entered the lair of some of America’s biggest jerks and did battle with a mighty den of racist jackholes. You can see his most excellent warrior skills here. It is an honor to serve with you, sir.
Our next group of assholes come from Cairo. The Boston Globe describes what happen to a group of protesters calling for an end to sexual assaults against female activists.
The march Friday was called to demand an end to sex assaults. About 50 women participated, surrounded by a larger group of male supporters who joined hands to form a protective ring around them. The protesters carried posters saying, “The people want to cut the hand of the sexual harasser,’’ and chanted, “The Egyptian girl says it loudly, harassment is barbaric.’’
After the marchers entered a crowded corner of the square, a group of men waded into the women, heckling them and groping them. The male supporters tried to fend them off, and it turned into a melee involving a mob of hundreds.
Way to build cohesiveness in the revolutionary movement, dicks. Thanks to Maxichamp for this utterly appalling tip.
Our last asshole is also this week’s Balls of Steel award. Saudi Princess Maha Al-Sudairi ran up a $7,737,000.00 bill at a posh Paris hotel. Even though, she is from one of the wealthiest families in the world, the princess decided she didn’t want to pay her bill. Instead, she tried to sneak out in the middle of the night, with an entourage of sixty servants. When confronted by the police and hotel staff the Princess claimed diplomatic immunity, as she apparently has ever other time that she has traipsed across Europe ripping off retailers stupid enough to give her credit. This is a strong argument for the end of royal families and privileged, and a big boost for anyone advocating the bitch slapping of the world’s ultra wealthy. Thanks to KotBR for the tip.
OK, that is all I can stomach this week. Please send me your tips for next week’s roundup of the reprehensible to [email protected].
Courage.
