Better late than never!
1) “Which blonde bombshell celebrity is obsessed with Mitt Romney? Although she has never identified her political beliefs publicly (that we’re aware of), she apparently is in love with the candidate and told friends that if he becomes president, she someday plans on becoming his “Marilyn Monroe.””[Buzz Foto]
2) “After spending thousands on designer clothing this last weekend, this C list reality star complained to the head of her charity that she couldn’t afford any more time or money on the cause and told them to stop ‘pestering her’ for either one.” [Buzz Foto]
3) “Which megastar is so notoriously rude to airline staff that American Airlines workers prefer to take breaks to avoid him?” [New York Post]
4) “These two male artists – who are both solo stars – recently collaborated on the lyrics to a song that has not yet been released. The lyrics include a reference to a television star (not an actress) with whom the First Musician had a hot one-night stand. The song will be rapped/sung by the Second Musician, who hasn’t had sex with her. Yet. He is hoping that by mentioning her name in the song, she will be flattered enough to let him have a little taste as well. Even though she is married, we would bet good money that the Second Musician will get what he wants.” [Blind Gossip]
The rest all have something to do with the current season of “Dancing With The Stars.”
5) “This pro dancer has received middle of the night drunk calls from a B list actress who tells her to stay away from her man.” [CDAN]
6) “This male pro dancer has been trying to get producers to get rid of another male pro dancer because he stole his girlfriend.”[CDAN]
7) “This female pro dancer spent so little time with her celebrity that it was no wonder he got eliminated early. The pro dancer kept spending time with this other male celebrity dancer trying to get him to ask her out. She is basically begging at this point.” [CDAN]
8 ) “Speaking of begging, this former B+ television actress who does nothing now, asks her pro dancer out everyday. And by out I mean to have sex with her.” [CDAN]
9) “This celebrity who was eliminated was such a complainer that people were calling her Kate Gosselin Jr.” [CDAN]
