QOTD: Never Trust a Person Who…

A dear friend of mine swears by a book of all-natural cleaners. I didn’t care for information on her Bible of Clean because I have an amazing cleaner. Bleach and water, or vinegar and water but mostly bleach.

I have a general rule that I won’t go in a home that doesn’t the Clorglorious because said house must be icky. Only icky people have icky homes ergo I can’t trust the bleachless. I love my Organic Girl but I say she’s the exception that proves the rule.

I also never trust anyone who

  1. Finds Jeff Dunham funny.
  2. Likes Burger King
  3. Kisses poorly.
  4. Hates Nina Simone.

Tell me, Crassies, how would you complete the sentence, “Never trust anyone who”?

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