If you’re one of those jerks or jerkettes who awoke this morning to a blissful, dizzying euphoria, good for you. If you want to read happy Valentine’s Day stories, Betty Crocker has put together two absolutely adorable posts on his ridiculously healthy and happy relationship with Cap’n Crocker.
For the rest of us, today’s just another Monday. Except on most Mondays, I don’t call FTD and ask them to bring me long-stemmed roses from an anonymous secret admirer.
“Ooh!” I don’t say on most Mondays, “I wonder who these are from!” “Haha,” I don’t continue on most Mondays, “guess it’s just my lucky day!” “Don’t be sad, it’s just a silly greeting card holiday,” is something I don’t say to my coworkers on most Mondays.
So whatchall doin’ this Valentine’s Day? If your answer includes…
- dinner with a significant other
- a date you’re excited about
- the reasonable expectation of good sex
…then please head on over to Betty’s posts. We’re not tryna hear that over here.
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day to all of you lonely hearts out there. Leave your suggestions on how to spend Valentine’s Day on your own and be totally fine with it, okay?
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