Today is really the day you should take your mother out. Because otherwise you’d have to wait in those lines, and sit with those crowds at lunch, and you know your mother does not like that sort of thing. Continue reading
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My children always get me lovely Mother’s Day gifts. I’m excited to discover what gifts I will be able to open with my breakfast in bed Sunday. Today I learned that my children gave me a great gift on the day of their birth: I became smarter.
Funny, after all of my children were born, I didn’t feel smarter. In fact, I felt downright stupid as my memory seemed shot from the lack of sleep. Little did I know that my maternal hormones were actually causing my brain to increase in size.