Sorry kidderoos. I know you’ve been begging us to stop talking about her, but it looks like the world’s most literal famewhore is, once again, making it impossible for us to ignore her.
A true “brags to bitches” story – whether she is getting in fights with her co-stars, sleeping in a coffin, or loosening her corset for every wealthy or influential man around, she does seem to find a way to stay in the news. Although we have to give her some credit on this last point. She doesn’t just “socialize” with the independently wealthy, she’s been known to “move the brush” for a hipster painter or two and serve as a muse for those that are particularly handy with a “pen”. (Things aren’t so Misérables anymore are they?!)
But pretty (and flexible) finally seems to have paid off, slightly less literally, for her. A new strategy! Sleeping with the theatrical purse strings! Which has finally earned her a starring role.
That’s right boys and girls. The child of the slums, the thief’s daughter that has stolen our eyeballs (we wouldn’t keep writing about her if you didn’t keep reading it!) if not our hearts is about to travel the world playing a Queen!
So watch out all you real Queens out there. Your husbands might get confused and bring her home. (At least to find out why they really say she has a “throat like a flute.”)