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Morning haze, followed by a brief frappuccino-induced, brain freeze. Increased acuity likely. 85% chance of mid-morning shower.

Increasing malaze followed by wide-spread indolence. Chance of shower, remote.

Completely fogged in. Visibility: Zero.
Chance of skull-pounding headache: 100%. Persistent dry-heaves thoughout the morning commute. Possibility of sunshine: .08%.