This just in. Fox is suspending their new hit show New Girl, starring doe-eyed, girl twee, Zooey Deschanel, to make room for more bloated-with-suck episodes of that American Idol and America’s Got Talent nonsense spawn The X-Factor, oh, and something about baseball too.
Amber Miller, 27 years old, completed the Chicago Marathon this Sunday at a relatively slow time of 6:25:50. That isn’t a terribly remarkable feat, especially given that she ran the Wisconsin Marathon in May and logged in a time of 4:23:07. Was she disappointed? Not at all.
What is remarkable is that Miller was just shy of 39 weeks pregnant while running the Chicago Marathon and felt contractions begin several minutes after she crossed the finish line. When contractions became regular she stopped to get a sandwich. Only a handful of hours later, she popped out baby June who was a hefty 7 lbs 13 oz. As a thrice pregnant lady, I can tell you that I also find it astounding that she ran a damn fine marathon in Wisconsin when she was 17 weeks pregnant. Continue reading
A little while back, Patton Oswalt wrote on Twitter:
Kansas’ “Dust in the Wind” is playing while I, a 42 year-old man, shop for comics. God has just told me to kill myself.
That got me thinking about a problem that has been preying on my mind for quite some time now. (Yes, I’m also 42, and recently started re-reading Sandman, but don’t read that far into it.) Continue reading

Do you live in the Los Angeles area? Do you eat food to sustain life? If so, why not eat food to sustain life with me, for free? Continue reading
Good morning slunts and welcome to Crasstalk. Just a quick reminder that tomorrow is Crasstalk’s Day of Womanly Things. If you are planning on writing an article for it, you need to have it to us by 5 pm. Please put CDOWT in the title so we know that’s what it is for.
It’s no secret that The Playboy Club was a gamble to begin with. Since it was announced that NBC would take on the gentlemen’s club story, the project was met with opposition. Was it too much of an undertaking for NBC to throw their hat not only into the “period drama” ring, but also the “adult content “ ring so to speak?
You know what Hollywood thinks happens at weddings? Well, if it’s a small indie film, mostly some drunk and/or high relative will appear to rain Rehab-escaping havoc on just everyone. ::Red Band Trailer:: Yeah, that means cursing and stuff. Continue reading

Twitter lit up overnight with the news that the Japan National Tourism Ministry was considering a plan to give away free round-trip airfare to 10,000 foreigners (preferably bloggers) who can spread the myth back home that Japan is (still) a safety country.
Starring Kirsten Dunst, Charlotte Gainsbourg, and Keifer Sutherland, Melancholia is a movie less about the end of the world and more about the relationship between two sisters. However, if you are looking for a chick flick or disaster movie then this is not it.





