In a subway station in Tokyo you will find a tiny, windowless, sushi restaurant called Sukiyabashi Jiro. If you are lucky enough to get a reservation, you will pay upwards of $300 for a meal of fish and rice—the restaurant serves no appetizers; no miso soup, no salty bowls of edamame. The ten seats are booked months in advance. Foodies come from all over the world. Because this unprepossessing little underground establishment is one of the only sushi restaurants in the world to have garnered a 3-star (highest) rating from Michelin. After watching David Gelb’s delightful new documentary, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, you’ll fantasize about booking a ticket to Tokyo. Continue reading
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Hi, sluts. Are you ready to bop your head, shake your booty or otherwise jiggle your fleshsuit? Good! Hit the jump!
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The creator of the Cold Stone Creamery PB&C Shake is probably a monster. No, not a truly evil spectral force, but simply a diabolical, fat-creating, franchise chain gloating, garden variety capitalist gnome. How else to describe the decision to blend chocolate ice cream, milk, and peanut butter into a cup of sin and decadent blasphemy? At 2,010 calories (and with “153g of sugar,” screamed Gooch!), it’s a wonder how any of it just doesn’t clog your arteries within the first luscious sip. I imagine he’s somewhere sitting with tubs full of chocolate and PB in talks on how to expand it all into grocery store sales. You dastardly creamy saturated fat shilling hobgoblin!
Well, let’s be fair, this isn’t exactly a novel idea as Health.com informs us. Continue reading

Happy Friday, Crasstalkers! You’ve successfully completed another week without disemboweling each other! This must be a record. Okay, let’s get it on. Continue reading
1) There’s another long one at CDAN today. This A-List actress took down all kinds of people to get where she is today. Casting couch couplings, boyfriend backstabbing, and racist rants. She also put a serious dent in the career of her main rival for roles. She wanted to be everyone’s sweetheart but she is anything but. Get the full post at CDAN.
2) This actress with A-List name recognition used to be a headliner but soon the roles stopped. To make money, she started making the rounds by hiring herself out to whomever would pay. Continue reading
For the past few weeks, I’ve had the same five songs stuck in my head. Now I want them to get stuck in your head! Continue reading

Niko Lazo – The tale of the Sampaloc Lake – 2011
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