A Hike Down to Molokai’s Leper Colony

Preface: In the 1860s, a leper colony was set up on a spit of land on the north side of the Hawaiian island of Molokai. Though the settlement has officially closed, about a dozen former patients still live there.

I wake up an hour before sunrise. This is quite an unusual wake-up time for someone on vacation. But I booked a mule ride down to the Molokai leper colony. And the mules leave early.

I grab a double espresso in Kaunakakai, the largest town on this island of 7,400 residents. I head out to the stables; and it’s still dark outside. Of course, the paniolo (Hawaiian cowboy) behind the counter tells me he does not see my name on the reservation roster. All the mules have been spoken for. I’m SOL. Continue reading →

This Week in Assholes

Well here we go again. There is nothing like an event geared at fostering peace and understanding to bring out the assholes. Welcome to our Olympic edition. The games only started Friday, but we already have several gold medal winners.

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HOlympics Only OT

Swimming, basketball, gymnastics – OH MY! Archery, badminton, road cycling – yawn, sigh. Also: boxing, soccer, weight lifting, water polo, volleyball, beach volleyball, tennis, rowing, handball, equestrian, shooting, and field hockey. With this many events, it makes total sense that there was no coverage for a full hour while Lockup was on yesterday. GET IT TOGETHER, NBC!
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