Mitt Romney Picks Running Mate and Nation Weeps, Laughs

High in his mountain fastness of Castle Romney, hewn from the very living rock of the Utah Alps, Willard Jackasticus Mittonium Lannister Romney, Lord of the Robo-men, must make a decision. It was time to buy a new jillion-dollar dancing horse pick a running mate for the increasingly bizarre performance art piece that is Romney 2012, LLC. Continue reading →

This Week in Assholes

Welcome to another exciting week in assholes. I know many of you are wondering if I am going to recognize VP Nominee Paul Ryan this week. Although Mr. Ryan is undoubtedly a douche of the highest order, I am going to let him start with a clean slate and prove himself anew. Don’t worry, I suspect we won’t have to wait long. Continue reading →

Recipe Sunday: Crab Rangoon


Crab Rangoon, or crab wontons, is a staple at many American Chinese restaurants, as it is not a traditional Asian recipe. In fact, the dish is believed to have originated in the United States. I’m not going to lie, making the individual pieces is a pain in the ass. That’s why I make my husband do it. Continue reading →

Saturday Night DJ Mix – The Summer of Rap

Tonight I’m hitting you with a bunch of recent hip-hop releases. This mix is full of Nas, Common, Rick Ross and Wiz Khalifa — for no other reason than that they’ve all been putting out hot shit this summer. Mix and tracklist are after the jump. Enjoy. Continue reading →

The Hollywood Caller: Prepping For Television’s Politics Sunday, The VP Games’ Opening Ceremony

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan, dynamic duo of money hoarding and rich-shielding insanity have a momentous day and prep for Sunday’s news shows has just begun; Olympian Ryan Lochte wants into your living room after the Olympics are done; Russell Crowe’s facial hair the mark of success; Keira Knightley to scream and maybe fall down; Bill & Ted probably have mortgages; and NBC wants to Game your Throne their way. Continue reading →