Wow. Who’s left on this show? Oh, everybody? Yeah, they couldn’t get rid of Skunkhair Deathstar, now could they? Ok, so if you’re not watching the Democratic National Convention (Dear Commander Spock, I logically intuit that President Obama will speak after this episode is over), snark with us in the comments and let us wonder why no one has hit Elena upside the head with an iron! Continue reading
Wonder Woman gets another reboot; What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo; Johnny Knoxville signs on with an Oscar Winner; Streisand will not be ignored; sequel news; and Cee Lo! Continue reading
Gosh, y’all, did you watch last night? Did you see ‘ol Bill knock that one out of the park? Barely a word from the fact checkers and that, Paul Ryan, is how it’s done. William, you can show me your stimulus package anytime you want, big boy. (I said William, not Willard. Settle down there, Mr. Romney. We know you don’t have one.) Continue reading
Rule number one of a good fact checking article—never let the actual fact checking process get in the way of a good balanced narrative.
We all know by now that Paul Ryan’s infamous Vice-President acceptance speech was chock full of actual real lies. Most of us, here on Earth-prime, have accepted this fact. Unfortunately, we are also forced to accept that Both Sides Do It™ at all times, because the media must be “balanced” instead of correct. Correct doesn’t get page views, dammit! Continue reading
Nowhere. Yeah, we’re goin’ nowhere fast. Continue reading
HELLO! Let’s try Thursday on for size, shall we? Continue reading
Well damn, the libtards got off to an incredibly strong start last night. The ladies represented and there was a lot of energy coming out if the Time Warner Cable Arena last night. Can they keep the momentum going? Continue reading
Say you will. Say you won’t. Say you’ll do what I don’t. Continue reading
“I had an office-mate once who…”.
We’ve all had them. The one who eats garlic to stave off colds, and only manages to stave off anyone wanting to be within 50ft of them. Continue reading
Football season is starting and, unless you have been living under a rock since the last Super Bowl, you are probably aware that the NFL is in the middle of a labor dispute with their referees. The NFL is a $8,000,000,000+ a year business. In case you are wondering the team owners are attempting to save about $62,500 dollars a year per team. There are currently 119 officials who make an average of $8,000 dollars a game. Being very generous with the owners and how much they pay the refs (about 2 million a year total for the entire crew), that is .025% of their entire revenue. OK, I’m done throwing numbers at you as I can see your eyes glazing over with boredom, let’s get to the meat: why the referees are important. Continue reading