Go forth and do things and stuff. Continue reading
Keeping with our election theme for the month let’s take a look at the early performances of Vivien Leigh and Rex Harrison in a romantic comedy revolving around a blowhard politician, a dedicated journalist, and the woman who loves both of them. Continue reading
Some of you have shown us your nails one, maybe two million times. But now it’s time for the great unwashed masses to point the lens toward your own hand. So what if you bite your nails, or just have plain ol’ nails, man nails, missing a finger. Post them. Continue reading
Just when you think the Republicans have learned their lesson when it comes to speaking about all the mystical goings on inside enchanted lady-wombs, here they go again, proving that they should just come forth and say that they really believe magic storks should bring babies down from Heaven or Nova Scotia, or Xanadu, whatever. Women, yeah, you need not apply. Continue reading
Earlier today at a campaign stop in Fairfax, Virginia, President Obama rolled out his newest attack on Mitt Romney.
You see, it’s not that Mitt Romney is a pathological liar who’s willing to say or do anything to get elected. In fact, Mitt Romney is not a well man.
Mitt Romney has… Romnesia. Continue reading
In a bizarre coincidence of timing, the 52 foot tall man known as “Big Tex” has burned down the day after my first ever visit to the Texas State Fair(TSF). Big Tex has been standing proudly over the TSF since 1952 when he was purchased from the City of Kerens, TX. Kerens had constructed what was at the time the world’s largest Santa Claus in 1949.
It’s Friday, so let’s talk about beer. Did you just pull a cold one out of your 36 degree refrigerator and crack it open? Well, you’re doing it wrong! This handy infographic will guide you through how to get the most enjoyment out of your beer. Continue reading
The Al Smith Dinner, soup kitchen backlash, Understanding Romneynomics, Scott Brown: Terrible Person, Dinesh D’Souza: Terrible Person, Joe Walsh: Even More Terrible Person, what a billion dollars in advertising buy you, Actual Voter Fraud(!), Mitt Romney: Palling Around With Conspiracy Theorists, Castro, and it’s time for the GOP’s medicine. Continue reading
Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here’s my bath salts-fueled midget gang bang in the Taco Bell parking lot, so call me maybe.
This week Slim and I found so many insane Craigslist ads that we couldn’t help but ponder what the world would be like if it operated on the social norms of Casual Encounters, Strictly Platonic and other insane CL.com forums. Every single worker in the economy would make a living posing for “erotic art photoz” and the housing market would be based on skeevy dudes offering rooms to vulnerable single ladies “who just need a little help.” Shiver. It’d basically be like “Children of Men,” but with more ball gags.
OK, now that our dystopian vision has brought the frisson, let’s get to the fuckery.
Warning: Craigslost is NSFW. Continue reading
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