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A massive combover landed in Cleveland and threw itself into the eyeballs of the American people; HBO to forget about George R.R. Martin completely; the Pope asks if Hollywood really likes him; Adam Sandler is his own best friend; Michael Bay screams “Benghazi!” into a wind tunnel; True Detective “mehs” us to death; MSNBC is now a rehab clinic for unsuitable anchors; and Ryan Seacrest loses one of his forty-nine jobs.
So how did the Trumpening go last night? Basically it was like watching a bunch of ludicrous dancing laser lights being chased by one insane cat. That cat is Donald Trump, who just doesn’t give a fack. In the most not givingiest of a fack way possible. Continue reading
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It’s all in one place tonight. Join is for for an evening of the kind of laughter that only the doomed truly understand. This is our future.
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Clown Car, Clown Car, Clown Car! Damn, I can barely contain my excitement. Let the shameless pandering begin!
Good morning. Our less than sane friends over at Breitbart.com are having their own Republican Clown Car poll. It works if you put in a fake email. Do what you will with that information. Continue reading
Mint is one of those things that you have, and kind of wonder what to do with. Sure, we all make mint juleps and maybe throw some fresh mint in brownies – but then what? Continue reading