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Well, the votes are in (sorta) and now it is time to narrow our field of loathsome human beings down from 32 to 16. I had to dig up some nominations of my own since I didn’t get enough feedback and that idiot in LA whose prank call resulted in the death of an innocent person. Continue reading
Happy New Year to Crassers everywhere! Continue reading
The last weekdays of 2017. If only the year had actually been this beautiful. Continue reading
It’s that time of year when we gather around the tree with loved ones and celebrate the birth of baby Jesus (or crass consumerism). Then one week later those with still working livers and those who are too young to know any better get drunk, make out with a stranger and try to forget all the shit that happened in the previous year. However, there is one little piece of business to take care of before both the alcohol and inevitable vomit begin to flow freely. We must nominate the single worst human being not named Donald John Trump (note this means Jr. is eligible) for the year of 2017. Continue reading
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Almost there.
May your Airing of Grievances be cathartic. Continue reading
You have 7 days until the Christmas robots come for you. Continue reading
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