The Grand Inquisitor

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The Grand Inquisitor is plotting against you.

Your Swing Through the Swing States Post

If you have the misfortune of living in a swing state your life has been turned into a living hell for the past few months by ceaseless political advertising. If you have the misfortune of not living in a swing state your life has been turned into a living hell for the past few months by endless commentary about the importance of swing states. Here is an insider’s view of three of those hot beds of divisiveness.  Continue reading

Vote for the Greatest Political Troll of the 2012 Election

It’s been one hell of a painful election season. The never-ending parade of jackassery has been difficult for all of us. Fortunately, it is almost over. Tonight we will all gather around our screens and see who will govern this mess of a country for the next four years. However, here at Crasstalk, this is of a secondary concern.

No one enjoys the stylings of a good troll more than the residents of Crasslandia, and we thought it was only fitting that on election day we vote for our political troll of the 2012 election. Vote early, vote often, and may god have mercy on America. Continue reading