“You are all stars,” Penny Tration has scrawled on the mirror in lipstick before making her final departure. Serena wipes the words away and tells us that she stumbled last week, and that’s okay. It’s clear that most of the dolls had hoped Penny would stay and Serena would go. “I’m just gonna smack her like a fly over a cow patty,” Jade says of Serena. The Season 5 villain has been cast, and her name is Serena ChaCha. Alliances are also being formed, namely: Ro-Laska-Tox. “It’s a new prescription drug for people who are gagging,” Detox tells us. Join me after the jump for my full recap and a look at this week’s Drag Race Index. Continue reading
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This post was originally run last year. In honor of Groundhog’s Today, we’re bringing it back.
Friends, I need to talk to you about something very important. For today is Groundhog Day, and I cannot stand by another year without speaking up on behalf of these corpulent woodland creatures.
According to reliable source Wikipedia, one of the earliest recorded references to this holiday is from 1841. A shop owner called James Morris wrote:
Last Tuesday, the 2nd, was Candlemans day, the day on which, according to the Germans, the Groundhog peeps out of his winter quarters and if he sees his shadow he pops back for another six weeks nap, but if the day be cloudy he remains out, as the weather is to be moderate. Continue reading
The time has come, hunties. Season 5 is upon us, and it looks to be a good one. Drag U may be blah, and the first season of All Stars may have been a disappointment, but Ru’s flagship series consistently deliver the goods year after year. Join me after the jump for my recap of the season premiere, and get ready for a fun new feature I’m adding to the recaps this year. Continue reading
Several weeks ago, a young woman posted a picture of herself — appearing to be asleep — with this caption: “Lol bae caught me slippin. Love him. Good night from us.” Somehow, the young lady didn’t realize that the mirror behind her clearly showed her taking her own picture. There was no bae, no us. Just one woman, (unsuccessfully) creating the illusion of an endearing moment with a significant other. Her loneliness sent waves of laughter across the internet. Continue reading
Hey, hunty. Do you know what’s just around the corner? Besides your visit to the free clinic for a salve (you really need to get that rash cleared up). That’s right, RuPaul’s Drag Race is coming back for its 5th season, and that certainly gives us something to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Because, rly Ru, we love you, but All Stars has been terrible. Hit the jump so we can meet the queens & make snap judgments and baseless predictions! Continue reading
Halloween and Christmas are obvious candidates for holiday-themed episodes of TV shows, but what about Thanksgiving? Let’s take a look at five contenders for best Thanksgiving TV Episodes. Continue reading
You think you know Bots? Think again. Continue reading
It’s time! The red carpet has been rolled out. From R to L: Academy CEO & Chairman Bruce Rosenblum, this year’s host Jimmy Kimmel, Executive Producer Don Mischer, and some union laborer — a non-special who emmys.com didn’t think it was important to name. Are you ready for Television’s Biggest Night™? Me neither, but let’s humor one another. Continue reading
It’s finally here! The trailer for Ladyparts Network’s Most Important Original Movie Evar: Liz & Dick. Watch it after the jump and give us your thoughts. Continue reading
Can you believe they’re going to make us wait a whole year for the show to return? It’s unconscionable. What did you think of last night’s midway point cliffhanger? Hit the jump, and let’s discuss it. Continue reading