As befitting our Crassaversary Week, let’s take a minute to tip our hat to some particularly crass song lyrics. Ones that make you pause and think, “Wait, what did I just sing along to?”
To get the ball rolling:
The Stones’ Flirt with Necrophilia
3:15 mark. “You! You! You make a dead man come!”
Wait, what?
Janet Gets a Little TMI
2:38 “…something heavy like a first day period.”
That sounds like a personal problem.
Someone Throw Lil Wayne a Life Preserver
1:50 “Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.”
Not a mental image I need or want.