Game of Thrones Chat, Season 5, Ep. 1: “The Wars To Come”

*Dragon breath*

Last season: the Night’s Watch killed Craester, Littlefinger killed Joffrey and Lysa, The Mountain killed like fifty people including The Red Viper, the wights killed Jojen, Brienne probably killed the Hound, Arya didn’t kill the Hound, Tyrion killed Shae and Tywin, Stannis saved the rest of the Night’s Watch from the wildlings, Tyrion escaped in a box, Arya escaped on a ship, Drogon killed a child, Dany locked up Viserion and Rhaegal and dismissed Jorah.

This season:
Tyrion, on safer ground : “The future is shit, just like the past” *pukes*
Varys: “BTW, Team Targaryan”
Margaery: “Is that what that looks like?”
Jon Snow: “Why does everyone think I’m a virgin?”
Sansa: “Bad bitch, bad bitch, bad bitch,”
Cersei: “Another shit day in shit city”
Dany: “Nobody told me life was gonna be this way when I’m trying to rule a bunch of hostile cities with no political experience whatsoever”
Melisandre: *kills Mance*
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So reportedly (almost) no one is safe, even if they didn’t die in the books (yet), as the death of Mance Rayder showed in this episode.

The betting pool is now open. If you watched the leaked episodes already, keep your goddamn mouth shut.

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