Happy birthday, America United States. I made another mix of nu disco tracks for your enjoyment. Please don’t drink too much Pabst Blue Ribbon and listen to this. Hahaha, just kidding. If you’re not drunk right now please tie a roman candle to your dick and light it.
Daily Archives: July 4, 2013
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My mother is cleaning out the attic, and dredging up memories that best lie undisturbed until that hoarder’s delight is at long last razed.
“Guess what I found,” she called and crowed to me.
“What.”
“Your accordion!”
Yes. My goddamn accordion,
I’d long dreamed, as a girl, of playing the piano. I’d seen the old black-and-white movies, where a glamorous blonde in an evening gown shimmies to a grand piano, sweeps the audience with a bold, saucy blue set of eyes, and preforms something beautiful by Mozart with her gorgeous long fingers. Instead, when it came to time to torture her children with musical instruments, I was assigned the accordion. Continue reading
Happy America day! Good luck celebrating without Paula Deen, you Commies! Continue reading