Woo Hoo! It is finally here. After a long, painful primary season it is time for the Republican Party to get behind Mitt “We Don’t Have Anyone Else” Romney.
While there will be no floor fight over the nomination, there should still be plenty of stuff for you to mock and/or be horrified about. Who will give the speech that embarrasses the party the most? What is Donald Trump’s big surprise? Will the Paultards be treated to Second Amendment Solutions? Bonus points: A hurricane and ANARCHISTS! OMG! There is some real potential here.
Notice if you go all the way to 2:45 in the video CNN actually admits there is no credible or specific threat of this, but let’s panic just in case.
PBS will have the most coverage, but CSPAN is also a pretty good bet. You can also visit the official convention website. Here is a handy widget they made for us:
Later, after a few drinks, I will gleefully post this widget on the main site sidebar, which will make Bots angry. However, since he doesn’t know how to edit WordPress widgets, he will be helpless to stop me. Evil laugh. Enjoy the convention and pray for America.
