Blind Items

It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished ’em well.

1) “These celebrity siblings got into a screaming match after the more well known of the two accused the lesser known of reverting back to an old cocaine habit. The war started awhile ago after the lesser known started hanging out with a tabloid favorite who recently held up production thanks to the nasty habit. It reached a boiling point and threats were made including a cutoff of financial help.” [Hollywood Dame]

2) “What popular star of a classic 1989 teen film – he’s since turned into a successful adult actor – had an eyebrow lift that has left him with a permanent look of surprise? The 40-something star (whose sister is also a famous actress) is so inconsolable about the botched surgery that he’s considering suing the reputable Beverly Hills  plastic surgeon who performed it!” [National Enquirer]

3) “Everyone likes to say these two pop divas are at odds, but the truth is that the younger star has been helping the older singer mend a broken heart! The two are secretly working on a song together, but they really bonded when the elder pop star confided that her young boy toy was sleeping with a dancer AND a makeup artist on her current tour! Who are they?” [National Enquirer]

4) “Which rapper has begged his girlfriend’s mother to manage his dad’s flailing water  purification business venture? The musician thinks it’s the least she can do since his popularity has given their family name a much-needed boost of street cred!” [National Enquirer]

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