As our dear Blackball pointed out yesterday, our taxes are complicated because Grover Norquist is a douchebag. Well, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. So Crass, let’s make up our own deductions and loopholes! If someone can get a deduction for cow rentals, I should be able to deduct for all the beer I drink which keeps me off the roads therefore saving the environment, one Yuengling at a time.
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