Blinded by the light. Revved up like a…wait, what?!
1) “If you are old enough to remember Woodstock, you might be a tad long in the tooth for Coachella. This older celebrity was so out of place at the music festival last weekend that he was getting stares from the twenty-something crowd.
So why was he there? To soak up the sun? To promote peace and love? To drink? Was he hoping that someone would ask him to display his talents on stage? Or was he there to score young women and dr*gs? No on the first four. But yes on the last two. Yep, he’s switched from booze to dr*gs.” [Blind Gossip]
2) “Last year, this celebrity couple were completely in love and all over the news. After their split, things have not gone well for either of them. They decided to get back together and see if they could make it work. Unfortunately for them, his current girlfriend recently announced her pregnancy and he feels forced to stay in that relationship. ” [Buzz Foto]
3) “This former ’80s brat-packer, whose life is now in shambles, has been making late-night calls to her former male castmates to reminisce about their past sexual trysts. She created a huge mess when she called one former hell-raiser – who’s been happily married with kids for more than 20 years – when his wife answered the phone! Who is she?” [National Enquirer]
4) EDITOR’S NOTE: Sorry. Nothing to see here.
5) “It was one of those television shows that everyone seemed to love. OK, maybe love is too strong of a word. It was watchable and made better background noise than most shows. Plus, it was on the air for quite some time so it became comfortable, like that pair of shoes you never stop wearing despite all the ones in your closet that are probably better.
Anyway, the show featured several men and they were always competing to see who could have sex with the most people each week the show taped. At first that was fun, but they realized they were fast running out of people to have sex with and decided to take things up a notch. The actors all still work although only on continues to be really successful while the other is middle of the road C+ list and one of the others is way down at the bottom of the D list, but h is famous for a whole different kind of reason.
Anyway, in order to keep things interesting on a set which provided not much adult companionship, the actors would come up with different ways to get points based on who you had sex with or where. One actress who was on the show for some time thought she was entering into a serious relationship with one of the actors until she finally realized h was just having sex with her in the strangest places to win the contest for that month. She is also a solid C+ lister to this day and still gorgeous.” Read the rest of the confusing blind at CDAN.
