When he was a teenager, Jeremy Lin had a Xanga that will continue to haunt him for eternity (or maybe just until the next news cycle).
MartyFunkhouser used George Costanza’s answering machine song as his voicemail message for a year.
Cunning_Linguist owned a highlighter yellow baby tee with the Playboy logo on it.
From this representative sample, we can infer that teenagers are indeed The Living Worst. We all did things we regret and wore things we’d never be caught dead in now. So tell us:
What wretched things did you do/wear/say as a teenager?
