‘Sup, guidos and guidettes? Now I know you’ve been asking yourself, how can I celebrate all things tacky, gauche and wholly inappropriate? Or bring out my inner slore? Why, by joining the Jersey Shore live blog, that’s how!
Let’s get fresh to death, down some Limoncello shots, and do some good old fashioned fist-pumping. No changing shirts till t-shirt time! You remember the safe word, right? You know, the one you yell out when you’ve had enough of Sitch cockblocking his one true love Pauly D? Or when you’re DONE watching Deena make out with a girl in a desperate ploy for attention (which for Deena is Tuesday)? You don’t? Well, it sucks to be you.
The pain is easier to deal with when we power through together. Communal suffering, if you will. Much like what Florence endured the entire time these . . . people were pillaging their lovely city. As if we need another reason for other countries to hate us (wasn’t George Bush enough??). I am decidedly not proud to be an American.
Off we go!
UPDATE: Thanks to our eagle eyed commenters, I learned that tonite’s epi is a repeat from last Sunday. No worries, let’s indulge in some roid rage anyway. You know, make Ron proud.
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10:01: Hahaha Sitch banged his own head against the wall. Fucking idiot. This can only be an improvement.
10:04: Ron, you should really assert yourself more. Stop being the shy, retiring type. It’s really hard to figure out what you’re feeling.
10:06: Oh, that’s why Sitch banged his head on the wall? He’s sick of the Ron/Sammi merry-go-round? I can relate to this.
10:10: Damn. Sitch is gone and Ron’s still raging. JWOWW’s a brave woman.
10:12: Shut up huge flower in Deena’s hair.
10:13: Of course Sammi’s in bed. Shouldn’t she be playing with her hair, too?
10:14: Vinny is the sole voice of reason in that den of iniquity. Go figure.
10:16: And now Ron’s trying out for the role of “sole voice of reason.” HA! He’s kidding, right?
10:20: I think Ron’s DONE with Italy and Sammi, yo. Heh, editors, don’t try to make it look like he’s all pensive and shit.
10:23: Pauly was in the hospital with Sitch for four hours? That’ll speed up Sitch’s recovery. Also, is Ron under contract to keep his shirt off in the house?
10:24: My cat was sitting next to me before the show started. Now she’s gone. Even she’s done with this crowd.
10:28: Sitch is excluded from GTL and going out for a week? He should just kill himself now.
10:31: I agree with the comments on Ron’s haircut. It sucks ass.
10:33: Haven’t we seen The Warrior before when it was called The Fighter?
10:35: I don’t want to hear about Snook’s shower follies. And neither does Gianni, apparently.
10:36: But Sitch, you smashed yourself into that wall. What do you have to say about that?
10:38: Sunglasses+ neck brace = ridiculous. You heard it here first. Deep Thoughts by Pauly D.
10:43: On second thought, ridiculous doesn’t even describe it. Oh great, they’re in a club now. Surely this won’t end well.
10:44: Florence is a good day trip from Naples, right? I vote for tossing Ron and Sam into Vesuvius as a sacrifice for being pains in the ass.
10:48: On behalf of Americans everywhere, let me extend my apologies to Italy.
10:52: Pauly’s a lover, not a fighter.
10:54: NAKED! SPRAY! TAN! Where do I sign up? But wha’ts up with Mike’s hoodie? What’s next, a coat?
10:55: Sam and Ron have THE most dysfunctional relationship, like, ever. I want them to throw themselves into Vesuvius and earn richly deserved Darwin Awards. Aren’t they done with being done ? Because I am.
10:58: I missed why Ron threw the flowers in the garbage but, does it matter? No, it doesn’t. They’ll be back together in another thirty minutes.
Thanks for stopping by, guys! I’m outta here.
