Fabulous Friday Morning Headlines


Mammals have been around for over 200 million years; they’ve expanded into a diverse array of species, they’ve evolved to live in many different habitats, from burrowing underground to hanging out high up in the tree tops.  And as David Attenborough well tell you, there are some pretty crazy mammals out there, some even lay eggs! However, no mammal is perhaps as insane and crazy as the Human. There’s tons of insanity today in the headlines, really you should look, it’s crazy the things we get up to.

  • Oh look, Kate and William are touring Canada at the moment – snore.
  • Is the Strauss-Kahn case close to collapsing?
  • Hugo Chavez had surgery to remove a cancerous tumor.
  • The Chicago Sun-Times reckons it can solve the Israel-Palestine conflict in 814 words.
  • Are you on the Google+ yet? (by the way, the fact that there is a headline  that reads “Google+ could make Twitter the next Myspace” really throws into relief how stupid our contemporary moment is).
  • Casey Anthony will not be taking the stand at her trial.
  • Oh great now the Minnesota state government could be shutting down over failure to agree on a budget. C’mon guys it’s a fucking budget just grow up already, being able to create a budget is a basic adult skill.
  • The Libyan rebels say they need guns and cash. Sure, Libyan rebels, that’s what they all say.
  • Blah Blah Blah, CIA abuse of terror detainees yada, yada, not our problem.
  • Tim Geithner will not be leaving his job anytime soon, is that guy still around?
  • “Authorities Thursday confiscated more than 5,000 pounds of ?fireworks from a residence with a dozen American flags on its front lawn.” Oh world, you never cease to amaze.

Have a fabulous long weekend everyone!

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