Death, destruction, Congressional private parts, and Chinese hackers.
- Massachusetts is not known as tornado alley. But yesterday, a twister took out a chunk of Springfield. Let’s blame the Yankees.
- China engages in inappropriate behavior.
- Wall Street has a conniption.
- I give up. I will never again have a job I enjoy, let alone full-time work.
- Anthony Weiner needs to shut up. Right now. Penis.
- Do you like the National Hurricane Center? Because the National Hurricane Center likes you.
- The doctor who brought us Octomom is no longer a doctor.
- Alec Baldwin will be singing lead for Whitesnake on this summer’s tour of dive bars and key New York Subway stations, like Roosevelt Ave in Queens.
- See ya, Shaq.
