A special thanks to Lucky for getting this together for us.
Gather round to read the weird, the unreasonable and the inexplicable could-be-considered news items. Not part of a nutritious meal.
Superman may be renouncing his American citizenship in an upcoming issue of Action Comics in order to avoid “having [his] actions construed as instruments of US policy.”
An Iowa man drank only beer and ate no solid foods for Lent, a custom that used to be practiced by German monks centuries ago. He claimed he only felt tipsy three times, which I believe officially makes this the biggest wasted opportunity to get wasted ever. “I’m doing it for God, honey!”
During debate about regulating abortion In Florida’s House of Representatives last month, Democratic Representative Scott Randolph was scolded by the Republicans for using the word “uterus” on the floor and was then banned from using the word again. “Keep your hands off my baby garage!” does have a certain appeal to me.
Donald “China is raping this country” Trump’s “Signature Collection” menswear line is manufactured in part by Chinese factories. Of course.
A Philadelphia firefighter named Jack Silvinski is being investigated for breaking department rules after posing shirtless for a charity calendar with visible nipples. I would advise female firefighters in Philly to take care to cover their ankles.
This is Jack Silvinski and the offending nipples.
