It’s that time again! Gather round and learn…absolutely nothing of any value.
The Irish hometown of Obama’s ancestors has been Obama-crazy since they found out he was coming. Like, seriously.
In what is surely a sign that the apocalypse is, in fact, soon to come, an Israeli couple has named their daughter “Like.” Think Facebook.
Japan: have cool technology that reads brainwaves? Put it in a headband with cat ears.
Hair. Serious business. Seriously. People are robbing hair salons…for the hair.
A third of German university students consider sex work to finance their educations, something that will may soon become reality for many California students if they want to continue attending a UC.
Venezuela has suspended a driver’s license. For the first time. Ever. What did the guy have to do? Drive a bus with too many passengers with a rear wheel missing at high speeds.
A magazine cover of a shirtless man made-up as a woman was bagged by major chain stores because he looked like a lady, in that those could, possibly, be lady-boobs.
