This is not a blog.
No. This is the Hall of Justice, my friends.
Many of you do not know this, but I spend the hours I am not chained to a microphone as a mild-mannered reporter in the pursuit of justice. Specifically, I am the Traffic Avenger. I seek to bring a kind of cool equilibrium to the travels of the American Public. I snap the necks of those who do not use turn signals and those who use high beams on crowded roads and those who tailgate. If it’s your first offense, I may merely smash your windshield and flip your car over. Continue reading