Analogies are hard. Hard like that one test I had to take high school about Le Petit Prince when everything was in French and I wasn’t really that good at French.
Inspired by this post of the 56 best/worst Analogies from High Schoolers, we’re going to have ourselves a little contest.
Because the holidays are nigh, write your best/worst analogy of a memorable holiday in your past.
For example: The turkey fell to the floor like a bird committing suicide, except this bird was already dead.
So go forth! Write away! The winner will be determined 24 hours after posting.
*Many thanks to Homoviper for the post idea