Afternoon Open Thread: Holy cow! He’s finally resigning too? (And we are all gonna die.)

I, of course, am referring to……Jerry Sloan.  After over 22 years as the head coach of the Utah Jazz, Jerry is finally stepping down.  That, my friends, is a shocker.  I wonder who he propositioned on Craigslist?

(Oh, yeah, and it also looks like maybe Hosni Mubarak sent one iPhone dick pick too many, but we won’t know for sure for a few more hours.)

Also, if this graphic from the New York Times
doesn’t freak you out, I don’t know what will.

Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/11/nyregion/11diseases.html?hp

UPDATE! Hosni did not send dick pics.  He is just a dick.