Help Mitt Get Buzz

We all know by now that President Obama is an unAmerican communist, socialist, marxist, nazi, muslim, race baiting radical. An elitist who has shaken hands with, hugged, bowed to, and/or stood in the same room with every enemy of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness that his corrupt, whore-chasing secret service guard can find for him. Born in Kenya, educated in Indonesia, indoctrinated by the liberal Illuminati who were grooming him for his eventual rise to power and the destruction of the American Way, his destiny was sealed as the ink dried on his fake birth certificate. Oh, and he has eaten dog. Continue reading →

What Happened on the MV Joyita?

In Haruki Murakami’s surrealist fantasy The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Lolita-esque spitfire May Kasahara recalls a house on the block where she used to live that carried a distinct air of malice. It was later known that an unspeakable act occurred there  in the Miyawaki family, dubbing the outcast property the “Hanging House.” But it wasn’t just the act of what happened that had the town thoroughly spooked. It was the aftermath. Continue reading →

The Moral Failings of Supply Side Economics

The other day I had a debate with a math student. He defended the mathematical soundness of the Laffer Curve and, by extension, the efficiency of supply side economics. Maybe the Laffer Curve has theoretical soundness, but it’s never been shown to work at levels of taxation like ours. Furthermore, there’s a real human cost when attempts have been made to try to make it work here. That’s even provided that the people keeping so much money in lower taxation actually keep it in the same curve. If we’ve learned anything from Mitt Romney and his Cayman residing millions, it’s the one glaring human reason as to why the Laffer Curve will never work anywhere. As for “efficiency”; let’s just say that my friend had a limited understanding of what that word means in the field of economics. These points were all lost in the morass of my friend’s Math Chat. Continue reading →

Mad Men Open Thread: Season 5, Episode 6

Hello Mad Men lovahs. The weekend is over, but at least we get to end it with a new episode of Mad Men. I think most of us agreed that last week’s episode was a real winner.

Check out the previews for this week so you know what to expect.

NOW IS THE PART WHERE I TELL YOU THIS POST WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Continue reading →

Meet Christian-Libertarian-Environmentalist-Capitalist-Lunatic Farmer Joel Salatin

Joel Salatin of Polyface Farms

You wouldn’t expect a farmer from Virginia to draw such a huge crowd, but when Joel Salatin of Polyface Farms spoke at the University of Northern Colorado in March of 2010, the audience of thousands was absolutely enraptured. “Consider this; he who feeds you, owns you.” The thousands of students, farmers, and thinkers collectively drew in our breaths as we heard this.  “Every paradigm can exceed its efficiency. Our twentieth century model of the industrial food system is cracking and on the verge of collapse!” Continue reading →

Beyoncéspiration: The Life and Times of Beyoncé In Gifs

By Dancing Queen and LaZiguezon

Lawd have mercy on the soul named Beyoncé. Her meteoric and ever so calculated rise to success has chewed up and spit out many a lace-fronts and created haterz world wide! Whether or not you drink the Haterade, there is no arguing that betch is beautiful and unbelievably talented. Let’s take a look inside the life of the woman who runs the world (sawwy, Madonna). Continue reading →