After promising a release after Thanksgiving, R. Kelly has dropped episode 23 of Trapped in the Closet early. Continue reading
DO YOUR LUNGES! DO THEM FOR AMERICA…OR WHEREVER YOU ARE IN THE WORLD! Continue reading
Week 6 is in the books, and what an interesting week it was! The NFC looks positively stellar with seven teams above .500 while the AFC looks positively average with only two. The Broncos had an historic comeback win over the Chargers, and some key injuries may have ended one team’s playoff hopes. We have a lot to talk about this week so let’s dive right in, shall we?
President Barack Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Dear Mr. President,
I know you are busy with your reelection campaign, but I felt the need to write you this very important letter. In 2001, I became part of the 47% that Gov. Romney was talking about at that fund raiser in Florida. I’m sick. Very sick. I recently had open-heart surgery and am currently on the waiting list for a kidney transplant as mine have shut down. Continue reading
Bonneville Speed Week, 2011. Photo taken by me. I know it’s not a cat photo, but feel free to reproduce it without permission. In fact, if you ask for permission I will just be annoyed. Leave me alone and steal images off the internet like a normal person. Continue reading
As America limps towards the Presidential election, we find ourselves as divided a nation as ever. Conservatives and Progressives argue daily over everything-taxes, climate change, health care and a list of issues that never seems to end. Most Americans have long since decided where they stand, and damned if any debate changes that.
Fortunately, tonight’s town hall-style debate audience will have none of those Americans. Instead, we get a debate moderated by an anchor from America’s lamest cable network, populated by our lamest Americans: The undecided voters. We all know the type-unsure of who they will vote for, despite the fact that the President is an incumbent and Mitt Romney has been campaigning for this job since before we knew what an iPhone was. Continue reading
Let’s not even check to see what Andrew Sullivan is doing. We have the feeling he’ll be watching the debate in airplane “kiss your ass goodbye” position and that’s helpful for no one. But what we can say is that according to all the pundits, everywhere, this debate could mean the difference between staying in your home come January or booking that one-way ticket to Costa Rica. Good God! Did Rush Limbaugh ever buy a home there?! Continue reading
Mitt’s Sister Souljah moment, a debate preview, debate questions you won’t hear, the stock market: liberal friendly, manufacturing jobs: also liberal friendly, Tommy Thompson goes too far, ending women’s suffrage, the dark side of China’s economic boom, the Internet buys Joe Biden a Trans Am, George Romney aide says Mitt no George, and Romney treats his staff like children. Continue reading
I said, “Do you speak my language?” He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich. Continue reading
Urgh. It really doesn’t get much worse than this, folks. This is one of those things that’s just so debased and boneheaded you really have to wonder what the thought process was. Early yesterday pictures circulated of Vice President Nominee, Paul Ryan, and his family, washing dishes at a soup kitchen in northeastern Ohio. Late yesterday the head of the charity confirmed the rumor that it was all a lie, and Ryan “did nothing” while there. Continue reading