Project Runway All-Stars Season 2 Episode 10 Liveblog

project-runway-all-stars-1 This season just chugs along, doesn’t it? Oh, well. Last week saw the exit of Ivy Higa… and yet another win for Anthony Ryan Auld. Another. Win. For a fairly pedestrian look! I don’t know what’s going on with this season, but it needs to stop. And what was with that weird Marchesa infomercial two weeks ago? Oy.

Anyway, tonight’s festivities involve the designers designing for Real Women–in this case, women of the Armed Forces. Ven Budhu would shit his pants, but something tells me that these “All-Stars” won’t complain about designing for Real Women. But you can complain about the awful designs and heinous judging in the comments! Join us, and let us snark on the first Project Runway of the New Year! Continue reading →

Guy Fieri Trolled the World Way Before the New York Times Outed Him

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Did you know he invented something called the S’Mores Indoors Pizza? Well, people who shop at Sam’s Club knew about it, and they resoundingly labeled this monstrosity a nasty little insane Guy Fieri shit bomb. But we’re just hearing about it now! Just how bad is it? Well, basically you take molten hot possibly chocolate, possibly liquefied dung beetles, we can’t be sure, and add marshmallows that slide off the crust into an unidentifiable blob of crap and then douse it with liberal amounts of fire-throat inducing cayenne pepper! Continue reading →

Announcing the “I’m Too Tired for Real Pants” Pants

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Oh, America. It’s come to this. It’s come to the point where we ask if we should even bother putting on real dress pants to go to work in? Why don’t we just wrap a terry cloth towel around our legs covered in Doritos and Yoo-Hoo, tie them with a licorice string, stuff ourselves into our fussy hybrid vehicles and motor ourselves on down to the local industrial park, throw our heads in a muff, and turn our cubicles into a Spider-Man toddler bed and just forget the whole thing! This is what unpants-pants will do for you! Or more to the point, what cotton sweatpants disguised as dress pants are for. Continue reading →

This Robot Vomits for Science

Norovirus is something you absolutely do not want. It’s like getting food poisoning and influenza all at the same time and it doesn’t let up. To aid researchers in studying norovirus the blokes at the UK’s Health and Safety Laboratory in Derbyshire have built Larry the vomiting robot. Continue reading →

The Best App for Conference Call Dialing

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If you find yourself having to dial a lot of conference calls using different access numbers and codes you have probably wished there was an easy way to enter all the numbers and redial when you are dropped. After extensive research AHUB‘s Bridge Call Dialer is without a doubt the most functional and easiest to use. Continue reading →

John Boehner Lives On to Antagonize Congress For Another Two Years

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Crap. Well, whatever. It’s not like any of the alternatives would have been much better. Rep. Allen West (Christ!), House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (OH NOES!), and Reps. Jim Jordan, Raul Labrador, and Justin Amash (Who? Wha?), as well as former Comptroller General David Walker (Sure, shrugs.) all failed to overthrow THE GREAT ORANGE ONE. What the hell happened to Paul Ryan? Wasn’t there a plan to lock Boehner in an anteroom and push Paul Ryan out onto the floor like a well-used GOP mop? All of that failed! Continue reading →