Open Threads

Wake up, sleepyheads. Time to get your day started by moving to the couch. Continue reading →

Heck yeah! You went Ali on this week and you should celebrate. Really. Let’s have some fun. Continue reading →

Anyone try to mess with you today, get some Ari Gold in you and handle it!
**Video NSFW for language.** Duh, it’s Ari. Continue reading →

Go ahead and cause a ruckus tonight. You’ve earned it. Continue reading →

Awwww yeah, here we go. The second best day of the week. For those of you keeping track, the order from best to worst goes: Friday, Thursday, Saturday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Sunday and Monday. Enjoy the day. Continue reading →

Good evening. Ready to be done with the week? Me too. Continue reading →

Wednesday – the second worst day the week behind Monday and just ahead of Sunday. Straighten that back and get ready to soldier on through the day. You will be rewarded at the end. Just kidding, there are no rewards. Except if you write something for Crasstalk. Then there are lots of rewards. Continue reading →

Is it too soon in the week for an adult beverage or a nice cup of tea? No, it’s not. It never is. How about a nice belly rub? You deserve it. Continue reading →

Time to make that paper, cabbage, dough, cheddar, Benjamins, etc. Today is the day the statisticians say you will be the most productive. Don’t let them down. The lives of statisticians are sad enough. Continue reading →

How did we do? Did you take Monday hostage and make it do your work for you? If so, good for you. If not, Tuesday is the most productive day of the week so you’ve got that going for ya. Continue reading →