The Grand Inquisitor

Wake up gang. Destiny awaits. Today is another big day for our little home on the internet, so we better get moving.

We are moving servers again this weekend, probably Sunday night. We’ll do our best to keep the downtime to a minimum, but depending on your ISP you might have some issues. I’m letting you guys know now so you can check Twitter and Facebook for our status.

Please, before you come here and let us know that you’re having issues posting, do the following. Please update your browser. Crasstalk will NOT work with IE. Run the Adobe Flash updater and the Java updater. A lot of the newer functionality works with the latest and greatest version of Java, so you’ll need it. Run https://browsercheck.qualys.com/, and download any software that is out of date. Please clear your browser’s cache and reboot. If you’re having the issue of comment windows disappearing, or comments not showing up on certain pages, it’ll band-aid the problem. IntenseDebate is still having issues. Please be aware that if you’re posting animated .gif’s or other large files, it will take a while for the file to upload! Finally, if you are having problems one of us might email you. Please respond. If you leave a message saying that you’re having problems, please at least respond when we ask you questions: things like your browser type and version. When we submit ‘trouble tickets’ with IntenseDebate we need to know this information. If you’re reading Crasstalk on a mobile phone or non-standard browser, its kind of a crapshoot as to if the page will display properly. We are going to have a mobile version of Crasstalk soon enough. Thank you. -Ben

Oh, fuck yeah.

Good evening everybody. Hope you had a wonderful day. Tomorrow is going to be an exciting day around here, so try and get some rest. Let me help you out.

Not sleepy? Me neither. Fuck it!

Someone grab me a damn beer.

Good evening. Hope you had a great day, and are getting ready for the weekend. Lord knows I am. Here’s a little bit of The King for your evening.

Have a great night.

Good afternoon. Hope your day is coming along nicely and that you had time for a nice lunch.

This is Cooking with the Dog. Just the title should tell you how awesome it is.

Have a great afternoon.

Important Announcement! Word Press and Intense Debate are the target of DDos attacks today. There are probably going to be some outages, but hopefully they will get it under control soon. Courage!

Good morning. Hope you are ready for a good day. Here’s something to get you started, you damn hippies.

This is why I stay out of Washington Square Park.

Have a great day.

-= Message from Ben =-
Guys IntenseDebate seems to be a little slower than normal today. Please don’t close the window and re-open it, refresh it, etc. Just please wait a second or two. THANKS! And keep jamming up the internet with the gospel of crasstalk. The honeybagder will be benevolent and eat some pit vipers, so we don’t have to deal with them!

Good evening. Hope you had a great day.

Sweet dreams Crasstalk.

Hope you are having a great evening. Hope the middle of the week is treating you right.

Have a great night.

Hope you are having a great day. Let’s waste some time together, shall we?

Have a great day.

How ya doing? I am hoping you are having a good day so far. Let’s get going.

There you go! Have a great day.