Hello you beautiful people. Today were are broaching a difficult topic – when to toss your makeup. Yes, that turquoise eye shadow that you wore that one night because it matched that one outfit and man did you look hot FIVE YEARS AGO probably needs to go. The good news is, I am here for you. Hopefully, my story will give you the courage you need to get real with your makeup inventory. Continue reading
Have a great Thursday. Don’t forget that if you find a nugget of information that would make for a good post, it doesn’t have to be lengthy. Contact one of the admins for an author account. Continue reading
ALL RIGHT YOU YELLAH BELLIED SLACKERS! Now that I have your attention, I know you thought you could slack off because I was on vacation with some friends, but now I’m back! Stomachs in, chests out, and 90 degree angles at the knees, you peons shexay beasts! Continue reading
Happy center of the week. May your chakras be aligned. Continue reading
Welcome to Tuesday. Get it done. Continue reading
Happy Monday. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to. Continue reading
The Olympics have provided some beautiful and interesting images, and given birth to at least two great memes. Is there anyone in the world who hasn’t seen this yet? Let’s caption some of them, shall we? Remember, the question is not what they are actually doing, but what you think they’re doing. Continue reading
Where do you go when all the backyard BBQs, childrens’ birthday parties, and swim meets have come to an end and but you don’t yet want to go home? You’re driving around aimlessly in your minivan strewn with cereal, blasting Faithfully, looking for a last bit of fun before heading to your den of broken dreams. Too old to be at Club Skankonia where the 20-somethings are doing lines off each other in the VIP room and too old to just go home and go to sleep without sex (again). If it’s after 10:00pm, has Applebee’s got an answer for you! Welcome, to Club Applebee’s! Continue reading
We are on day 14 of our lastest Super Squats Challenge: jumping lunges. The goal of the first 30 days is to increase the number of lunges you do in 30 seconds by 25% from your baseline. For example, if you did 15 on your first day, the goal is to get to 18-19 by August 25th. Sounds like a lot but you can do it! Continue reading
We are deep in the throes of summer. Hot, sticky, miserable summer. Looking fresh is not only becoming a battle, it’s maybe one that we have just given in to. You walk down the street and see women waving the white flag surrender. Fear not, women! There is a weapon you have not yet acquired and deployed. Continue reading
