- By now, the fiscal apocaplypse may or may not have happened. I hope you have plenty of gold, which can you can use to trade for food.
- Is everyone aware the fucking FAA is shut down?
- The nation’s emergency rooms are seeing more cases of hungry children than they have in decades.
- Michele Bachmann says her husband’s alleged gay-to-straight therapy is not up for discussion on the campaign trail, becuase he is not running president. What the Congresswoman doesn’t appear to understand is that she A) co-owns the clinic, making it fair game and that B) her husband makes regular campaign appearances and campaigns for his wife and is over 18 making HIM fair game. This happens over and over again with firecracker personalities who think they can take the big national stage. Anyone want to bet she’ll bow out of the race in about four months because of the “persecution” of her family?
- Try not to overdose on Tylenol, kids.
- You know, you’ve got to give props to the gun shop guy in this story. He did the right thing.
- Please do not ever attempt to preform surgery on yourself. Should you ignore this mandate and attempt to do so, then please procure an instrument somewhat sharper than a butter knife. Perhaps a box cutter?
- Good for her.
- This will teach you to pose nekkid.
- This story is just horrific.
- If you’re dyslexic, your problems may run deeper than the written word.
- Whatever happens, remember the Prime Directive.
- …but can you bake CHEESE BISCUITS in your car?
