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Welcome to the second episode of Radio Crass! This week we discuss the sporting news with our special guest Ross. Continue reading
Time trials for the men’s cycling were yesterday. The first Brit to win the Tour de France won the gold. He should be a knight, soon. Don’t we all just want to give John Orozco a giant hug? Also, because it really is all that matters, here’s the current medal count. Continue reading
The NFC South may be the most interesting division in football this year. I saved this one for last for a reason. I went over rosters and stats from last year. I checked draft reports. I consulted a Magic Eight Ball and made sacrifices to the Dark Lord Cthulhu in a vain attempt to get a handle on what is going on and pretty much came up empty. I’m just going to throw some shit at the wall and see what sticks.
Goodness! What a great night for the US. First, a wonderful surprise and then history was made. Also, congrats to the Chinese for their impeccable diving. Also, enjoy this (h/t to Jenna Maroney). Continue reading
Looking at the lives of these three young gymnasts, it would be hard pressed not to become inspired by the bleak odds each overcame in order to fulfill their dreams of traveling to the 2012 Olympics. It’s not only their skills that brought them to London, but their heart. Each of these young men have this in common. The Olympics. To these young men, the path to creating a better life is by competing in the Olympic games. Continue reading
That was brutal. And awesome. Did you catch Michael Phelps feet? He really is part amphibian. Most of you had your head in the basket watching men’s synchronized diving. THEY ARE ATHLETES, NOT OBJECTS. More of the same so far as events are concerned today. Here’s a summary of the biggest stories from yesterday.
Shuttlecocks, bows and arrows, ribbons, bouncing balls, ball slapping, paddling, punching, stabbing, tossing, spiking, serving, diving, and some Puerto Rican judo. Also, don’t drop the soap your medal in the shower. Apparently, it will break. Continue reading
Well here we go again. There is nothing like an event geared at fostering peace and understanding to bring out the assholes. Welcome to our Olympic edition. The games only started Friday, but we already have several gold medal winners.