Herman Cain, randy lady chaser, $9.99 pizza deal salesman, and all around comedic entity has probably scorched the earth his wedding vows were said upon. Seriously guys, he’s talking to his wife face-to-face today about the sugar daddy money financial assistance, he gave his mistress friend, Ginger White, of which his wife knew nothing about. Ho-Boy. Hermie will you be wearing a bullet proof vest to this meeting? If not, you probably should, and maybe a helmet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkQc-zY-ng&feature=player_embedded
For most of my adult live, I lived alone.
From the age of 19 to 29, I had my own place, paid my own rent, did things my own way. No roommates, with the exception of the exception of the late Eleanor Roosevelt Rigby, who was feline.
Enter Mr. Bunny. Continue reading
As a survivor of child molestation it’s strange to listen to others try to digest the recent unpalatable situations unfolding in the news. Judgement and scorn for the abuser. Pity and protective stances offered towards the victims. I listen in silence as my good ol’ boy coworkers discuss their anger at the alleged abuser. My own feelings have been obfuscated by years of denying the impact it had on me, until now. Continue reading
Every year around this time, the evil geniuses of Honda, Ducati, Triumph, Yamaha and other motorcycle companies show off their latest deadly motor-sickles of death at two of the biggest shows: EICMA in Milan and the Tokyo Motor Show… in Tokyo.
Here are some of the machines that will have us slobbering like idiots for the next year or so. Continue reading
Gawker posted a follow up to some other article about embarrassing things that could happen during sex. (Poop!)
I read it. Heck, I even commented. (Did you know I still have a star?! And that the last time I commented on a Gawker Media site was in March?! It’s like history.) Continue reading
I don’t mean really sick, genuinely ill, that’s different. If someone is at my house and really ill they get A1 care. Bin there done that.
What I mean here is I’m-catching-a-cold, I-think-I’m-getting-the-flu, I-don’t-feel-good, I-have-the-sniffles sick. The sort of thing that you know perfectly well will be gone in a week or two. Continue reading
We’ve all heard of degrees Celsius, meters, yards and other units of measurement. Bryan Forbes has come up with an innovative way to measure time in a relationship. A “Kardashian” represents a unit of measure representing 72 days of marriage.
For those married Crasstalkers, check out this calculator and report back your Kardashian duration. Please feel free to share your views on how this heterosexual marriage better preserves the sanctity of marriage versus same sex marriage.
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I have been putting off meeting with two girls from grad school for the longest time.
One worked in the grad office with me throughout our time in school. We were ok friends; hung out outside of school and campus events sometimes, but she moved away for a while and we kind of lost touch. The other I had one or two classes with and I don’t think I ever hung out with outside of school or school functions. She was more of a colleague than a friend. I’ve bumped into both these girls around campus a few times since this semester has started, making a promise to have some drinks and catch up. We were supposed to get together on Wednesday, but they changed the location from my usual Wednesday hangout spot to one of their apartments. Continue reading
For most woman the ultimate goal of dating is to find a nice, stable relationship with a man she can make a life with. I am not that woman. I really only want to make friends with a man for a night (or maybe a few nights) of casual fun before I get back to all of the crap I have to get done on any given day. Not only do I not have time for men, I won’t make it. It’s not that I don’t like men, I have great relationships with my male friends and co-workers, but I don’t want to hassle with a relationship and I don’t want one moving into my house. Since I am not in a relationship, I have to get my sweet lovin’ another way, and for me that is the one-night stand. Let me tell you how one works. Continue reading
Today is the day of womanly things, and if there’s one thing we chicks like to talk about, it’s MEN! Amirite, ladies? Since this day that is about us is really all about you menfolk, I have created a handy how-to guide for picking up women. Now, I’m no Mystery, but I do know a thing or two about the ladies, since I am one. Now, you could just walk up and introduce yourself, but that would be way too easy and straightforward for modern dating. Instead, I have created for you a primer on how men can successfully approach women while avoiding the skeeviest moves. Continue reading