Beauty

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Tips For Dealing With Hyperpigmentation

For me, a zit is not just a zit. A zit is a scar in its infancy that will be with me for at least 3-6 months. Thankfully, finally, my hormones evened out and my skin has mostly calmed down and now I only get the occasional zit. But as recently as 9 months ago, this was not the case. Over the years I’ve developed some strategies and tried some truly miraculous products to deal with hyperpigmentation and I’d like to share them with you. Continue reading

Ann Romney and Michelle Obama’s Convention Hair Styles – Let’s Hair it for America!

These last two weeks have been filled with the conventions for America’s two most prominent political parties. Full of…we’ll call it pomp and circumstance, this is the time when each party puts on a show. It’s also the time diehard true believers of each party get to show their stars and stripes. But let us focus on what is important – how to look like a politician’s wife! Continue reading

When It’s Time to Say Goodbye to Your Makeup

Hello you beautiful people. Today were are broaching a difficult topic – when to toss your makeup. Yes, that turquoise eye shadow that you wore that one night because it matched that one outfit and man did you look hot FIVE YEARS AGO probably needs to go. The good news is, I am here for you. Hopefully, my story will give you the courage you need to get real with your makeup inventory. Continue reading

Liquid Eyeliner For The Masses

Is there any makeup look more universally coveted (and universally failed) than the glamorous cat-eye? When I see a woman with a perfectly sculpted flipped liner end, I feel simultaneously awed, jealous, congratulatory, humbled, and pretty much every other feeling imaginable. After ordering to-go lattes several days in a row at a small, conveniently-located Italian restaurant, I couldn’t help myself. “Your makeup is beautiful. I just can’t do it and I’ve given up ages ago. Is it hard to do?” The barista smiled (that polite bitch had perfectly dewy skin and an infuriatingly radiant smile) and said, “It’s really easy for me now. I’ve been doing it pretty much every day since I was 14.” Continue reading